Friday, July 07, 2006

151 is potent

i did armwrestle some mexicans, i cant remember what else i wrote about, maybe something about gun control, but i thought for public image i should sensor myself and delete the post. i was drinking bacardi 151 which is 75% alcohol, and they dont have 30ml shots here they are about double,
its all about free pour, and the more you tip the bigger the shot they give you!

the mexicans thought they could win, fools, so they had to buy me drinks, then when the bar shut and they said last call and everyone out but the aussies, so we got to drink on.

my room mate is still awol probably tied up to a bed in a seedy motel room in phoenix with no money and possesions, travelling to texas atm there are hummers on the highway every couple of minutes , there is a steak eating contest at the steakhouse like homer simpson, 2.5 kilograms of steak, if you finish it in under an hour its free

ive got a counterfit one dollar bill already , their money is pathetic, it dissintegrates,

quote 'im twenty eight years old, i'll eat a chicken sandwhich if i want to!'
'eat your god dam roast beef.'
'i want to eat a chicken sandwhich!!' - freddy got fingered



5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hows the old back keeping up, with all theses adventures. Remember no chiro's u know of in the US. Watch out for the rattlesnakes.

3:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dan the man, i'm all time seedy in christchurch, went to the bledisloe last night we got pumped, i'll work this thing out later and write to you then, get loose.

6:54 PM  
Blogger danielinamerica said...

handley, stay away from the sheep!! who knows what you are capable of after a few drinks!!!!
my liver cant take much more drinking, i think there are a few hardcore alcoholics on the tour

10:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, take it easy with the 151. That stuff will make a blind man see.

7:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Dan,

This is Liz. I just left a comment but I think I left it in the wrong spot...this is so confusing!

Keep on having fun,

Miss you,

Liz. (Do i have to make an account?)

9:43 PM  

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