Tuesday, July 04, 2006

independence day

the land of the free home of the brave,
in 1776 ben franklin and his buddies at the continental congress drew up the declaration of independence and showed it to the poms , who chose not to accept so the battle began, today 230 years later anerica is celebrating its birth

i have no room mate now , he met a girl in vegas ans is now off somewhere in Arizona i think maybe Phoenix, in vegas this morning he came into the room at 6.30 am took his bags and left with her, he might make it back on the tour,, i dont mind i have a room to myself now and i get all his meal vouchers,

the temperature is around 107 im not sureof the conversionbut im in usa i dont have to know whats happening in the rest of the world, we act unilaterally! i think leaving veags it was 44 degrees celcius

grand canyon is impressive , they obviously dont have the same ohs laws in usa as oz,the tour guide said on average every 20-50 tourists fall in each year, beacause you can walk up to the edge, but he said 5million people visit so the odds arent that bad, thats what happens in the land of the free

and i saw the guns in wal mart there are pump action shot guns displayed in the same glass case that our big w in oz would put their box set dvds, a giant man in front of me buying amo was asked what he was shooting... 'i aint shooting animals , i work in repo!'

movie tidbit the cabins we are staying in the grand canyon have the building/reception where chevy chase stole money from the cash register in national lampoons family vacation

im off to blow shit up with some massive fireworks!!!

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sweet, im the first to comment on a post. Dude, vegas sounds awesome. Have you won any money yet? And more importantly, when are you gonna meet a girl and leave the tour? Or maybe you already have... and the story about your 'roommate' was a cover up. Very crafty dan, very crafty.

4:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i can buy whatever i want i just cant take it home, pump action shotguns

8:30 AM  
Blogger BromleyandKimbo said...

DAN! Bromley called me up this morning saying log on to this site you've left a hilarious drunken message, and now it's gone! Don't be embarrassed put it back up?! Something about arm wrestling with Mexicans....

8:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DAN looks like Big brother is editing your site.Read message late last night,how sore are your arms?

11:27 PM  
Blogger Simmo said...

I was also quite dissapointed that the post is now gone. It was brilliant stuff Dan. I think "the Man" just can't handle your radical pioneering views.

12:02 AM  
Blogger danielinamerica said...

it was nonsensical!! but its gone so whoever got to see it your the lucky ones, going to a steakhouse ini texas tonight and one of the guys on the tour is doing a 72 ounce steak, just like homer tried to do, which is about 2.5 kilograms

10:37 AM  

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