there is a geman chick walking on my bACK

-UMM HELLO I STRART DRINKING NOW Mking outside im wearing a cowboy shirt umm 116 paris and nicole what do you think ,thats it ... thats what the german chick told me to write. im in savanah georgia which is the heart of slave country, im on a laptop in someones room where there is a party , i had some good cocktails, its 2.57 am and tthey are setup with a wireless connection on his laptop the german chick just corrected me on the spelling of savanah, kimbo the land of free is awesome your going to have a ball, and dave you try doing punctuation when you have had the most lethal drink in the country,

hopefully i will find a post office tomorrow i have tried to find one for the past week, i have alot of outgoing mail, morris i hope you are reading this leave a comment so i know!!! otherwise dave call him and tell him the web adress because he has probably lost it, kim you have to see texas it has been one of my favorite states yet, no they are trying to pull my pants down ,
so whats the news in australia are you guys involved in the israel thing too??
skiddy says - fuck you aussies find a german maid thats all ive got to say about that wait the german maid is called cinderella and you can cal lme shrek, and hooters is a top bloke, thats all

this is me agian, im called hooters now , cause i went to a casino near our las begas hotel and skipped dinner, and it just so happened to be a hooters casino so everyone calls me hooters now, thats my new name
tim your the dam co ordinator of this site your supposed to get rid of that not authorised thing at the op of my page !!!!!! do your job !!!!!!!!!!!

kimbo- everyone sounds like danielle from antm , i was asking the girl at the lobby where the post office was, and she had to slow down the drawl i felt slow.,
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some more idocincracies, (imdrunk and cant spell)
an entree is the main course there is an appetiser but the entree is the main course

and a salad consists of only lettuce

i nearly forgot my roommate has gone again after two days, he has flown to montana to meet the parents, then to vegas to marry her, so he was only on the tour for about five days, he bought a suit to meet the parents from wal-mart (gotta love the wal-mart) it looked like something forest gump would wear

its morning now i havent checked my blog sober for a long time, wow, im impressed a lot of it is actually coherent i wasn't expecting that, florida was ok not nearly as fun as new orleans, maybe because i spent three days in tacky orlanda without doing any of the theme parks, orlando is like gold coast, but our motel was far away from downtown so not much partying to do,

im in savanah georgia at the moment im sitting here with the devil ,the cocktail i was drinking last night had grain 105 or something in it- its more potent than 151, its called everclear and apparantly it is 90% alcohol, i only had one of them - because i am on a detox!! i bought some some vitamin drinks and a lot of water and had at least a 48 hour break from drinking , then the tour guide surprised us with a secret tour of the budweiser factory!!!so that ended the detox with free beer, ill try it again tonight because i think the place we are going to in north carolina is a little slow.

and i saw the park where forest gump tells his story on the movie, there is no park bench i'm told it's a hollywood effect , and i think ill be in north carolina tonight, well that's all i have to say about that

quote - 'unleash the fury max' - road trip (i think the snake is called max)
'are you here for the feeding?'