Washington D.C (shh i think the government is monitoring me)

does anyone know the rapper 'the man'? i was hanging with him at a bar near the whitehouse, he benchpresses 365, then it was about 1 am and i took a look at the whitehouse, i was asking the people i was with about security and where the snipers where , and the microphones picked me up, so i was followed for a couple of blocks by a secret service van, the security was extremely underwhelming there was a vagrant passed out near the gates (i assume the security is well concealed, but i thought there would be a greater show of force, there was one lowly guard that looked like he one of the dunces that guard the trains from maitland to newcastle) well anyway i have now been within 200 feet of bush while he was sleeping, a girl in the group said he was probably dreaming about teletubbies,

i forgot to mention before , i was at the kennedy space centre on a tuesday discovery landed on the monday, so i was mere hours from seeing a shuttle landing, D.C is a nice place like with everywhere here as long as y stay away from the projects, and the other day i walked through the gas station and car park where the d.c sniper shot a couple of folks from the back of his lincoln,

bars, gotta love the american bars, there are no slot machines! none! i havent seen a single 'pokie' and the bars themselves are big and wooden and yu sit up eating nachos and if i havent already mentioned the freepouring the bartender just rearends the bottle of beam and bromely you'll love it, tip big the first drink and the bartender will have you wired for the rest of the night but stay away from 151 unless you want to wake up in the motel bathroom

i tried to post the above post at the national constitutional center in philadelphia, and i must have flagged some key security words when i mentioned bush and sniper and bomb in the same sentence, because the computer logged me out and wouldnt allow acces anymore. the spooks are after me.

im a vagrant now, a cynical vagabond if you will, tonight is my last night of proper accomadation, for the next four days ill be sleeping on the floor of the people on the tour who have paid the extra four hundred us dollars for four more nights in ney york , after that , who knows ill go where the wind takes me, new york is big but its only 8 million people so far it seems very similar to sydney only double the size and full of people in a hurry (where is that aussie charm, or southern charm that im use to), that is manhatten anyway nyc is divided into four parts, manhatten, bronx , something and something else, but manhatten is all yuo need to see if your a tourist, unless yuor want to see a yankee game thats in the bronx,

shea and sarah jane say - hooters you rat birdman if you want a broken collarbone ring us, tigger is the man , daisey is fucked all the time , skiddy is a two timer who doesnt shower, sam is legend, todd does not want anyone to have his phone number and a whore who screams like a girl (sam says) sy;via is the best

ok they are gone , peace and quiet! i saw the coyote ugly bar at d.c but i think ill see the original in new york if i can find it!!!!!!
and forsythe, what do yuo do to get tickets to conan obrien??????????????

-Glyn, have you slept yet? have you started attending support groups to alleviate your insomnia norton style?

ive left some comments on the previous post
'idiosyncracies'
- entree is the main course
-no potato chips at the bar

quotes
'its not beastiality its inter-species erotica' - sexy stud- clerks 2

'what does an actor know about politics' - ronald reagan

'pillow pants is the troll in her vagina' - elias - clerks 2

'the feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women, it is about socialist , anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft and become lesbians' -pat robertson ,crazy preacher dude.