Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Canada ehh

-i have a new poll at the bottom of the page, i thought about this one so there are some important decisions to make. and i'll just say i'm sad that ashlee simpson didn't get all the votes!! she has one vote and that is from me

Bonjour
maybe i should buy some sort of travel book or a map, i caught a bus from new england to Montreal in quebec, i knew there was some french thing going on but i didn't know it was the biggest french speaking city outside of france, there is no english ,and my debit card only works at an atm at the bus station, i am forever without access to my funds!!

Japan - i was speaking to a dude from japan and he was saying how they only have six days of vacation a year, and he goes to work from 8am to 10pm and that he works saturday so his only bit of free time is sunday, which he sometimes works then too. and all this for 500us dollars a week. thats a 84hour work week. the only people who finish at 5pm are sales people all the company/factory people go till around 8 or 10 pm, thats what i call a work ethic

canada is so much like australia with their laws and stuff, and it is vastly different to the usa, everyone is a bit cynical here, they dont have the blind optimism like the yanks, i'm actually missing the usa, i can't wait to go back tomorrow. i would like canada but i'm here to see the usa not some neutral version of australia full of socialists. i want to go back to a good ol' US bar have a jimbeam and coke (no jim beam anywhere) and eat nachos at the bar, nachos are my new food

a dude i was just talking to at a 'cheers' bar (just like the tv show) he is a producer and is making a film based on john candy's last script, it's called our father so look for it in 2008, the budget is 15million so tiny in usa terms but big in ozzy terms and he said the release would be international so we should see it in australia, it's about some priest in LA who produces films but loses his way and moves to detroit - so let the laughs roll with an out of place priest finding his values again in downtown detroit and all the gangsters!!! whoopi goldberg anyone????

well at least canada have the queen on their money - god bless the mother country, but i wont be coming back , there is a pub crawl starting in an hour so i'll see how i go

quote
'i understand the flowers, but did you have to salt the earth so nothing would grow back.'
'yeah'
flanders talking to homer after he stole his flowers to make a float for the homecoming game- stupid dean of the college! homer will show him and the nerds!

7 Comments:

Blogger Simmo said...

Dan, you are fucking awesome. Remember the summer of 83 in Hawaii. Those long boards 10', we waited 2 weeks for the surf and it finally hit 16 footers and i was too pussy but you went out cause you're a legend.

5:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dan
Live Free or Die
Man that is awesome
I have never agreed so much with such a great saying.Might make it my new slogan!!!
Man-- French Canada sounds like it realy sucks (remember the sinking of THE rainbow warrior belonging to Greenpeace in NZ ,say no more-----

1:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dan you haven't rung with where and when to collect you?! I don't know what your new mobile number is so I can't ring you.

6:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dan,

i hate canadians man. they let me enter the country knowing i was on a J1 visa and not once bothered to say "have you got your DS2019 form to get back in to the US". lucky the chick at the us customs was in a good mood and let me in.

1:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello There

Whats Up. What the fuck are you doing in canada your supposed to be tracking down the paint ball guns ive been waiting for the big shipment to come in.
Im outa here in a week.
I checked tickets to the us from uk its so cheap ill probably fly back and forth a few times just to fill in some time any way ill call you some time. signing out now.

10:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dan, I tried to hide but ok it;s me. Mr Anonymous.....My partying time has come and gone, but u can always remmenise. (is that the right spelling?)
Sound like you had a awsome time with cuz Nick & the boys
MOrris, how the f#@k are you going to afford to fly back & forth....Did u sell the falcon for 15k or maybe go to Japan first?

2:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mr. morris the shipment has been altered as per our plan, we are using indonesian pirates instead of the chineese and the quantity has doubled, also i have found night vision goggles, they are a little pricey but see if you can find some buyers in chinatown. when you come to the usa we can finalise the deal, and if things go bad look under the mango tree for my last will and testament. and the french will pay for there treachury,

6:17 AM  

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