google adsense can suck my balls
the donkey of the week award goes to google adsense
i was up to over 100 dollars but the bastards cut me off, (and blogspot isn't allowing me to put up a photo of a donkey for my donkey of the week award!!! )and have cancelled payment
this is their reason
Hello Daniel Callaghan,It has come to our attention that invalid clicks and/or impressionshave been generated on the Google ads on your site(s). We havetherefore disabled your Google AdSense account. Please understand thatthis was a necessary step to protect the interest of the AdWordsadvertisers.
and then this:
Publishers disabled for invalid click activity are not allowed furtherparticipation in AdSense and do not receive any further payment. Theearnings on your account will be properly returned to the affectedadvertisers.If you feel that this decision was made in error, and can maintain ingood faith that the invalid activity was not due to the actions ornegligence of you or those you are responsible for, such as employeesand family members, you may appeal the closing of your account. To doso, please contact us only through this form
'the affected advertisers'!!! those poor basards who got free airtime on my site, airtime that is unpaid for no matter how dubious...
so which one of my employees out there clicked on my ads while you were supposed to be doing those TPS reports!!!! or perhaps family members like mom who used the same terminal from which i set up the account to continously click on the ads,
lessons learnt :
-unless you have a legimate website with decent webtraffic then adsense will only cause you hassle and actually sensor what you write - i got checked a few times for what i wrote
-google adsense can suck my balls
-i had big plans on retiring off this blog
-the blogging fad will die down, as people realise that scripted tv still exists
-logging for the most part is self indulgence and a way for people to further impose their opinions on others / uneducated opinions
-people scim through what you write and write comments pretending to have read it (david lonergan) to not mention any names
-a blogspot doesn't really impress the ladies, they can see through the shennanigans
-it may be good for personal remembrance many years down the track, such as a beloved photo album which gets put in the drawer but once viewed again releases all those wonderfull memories that make up your own insignificant life
- and lastly it is easier to make a hundred bucks by going out and mowing a few old ladies lawns and over charging!!!!
i was up to over 100 dollars but the bastards cut me off, (and blogspot isn't allowing me to put up a photo of a donkey for my donkey of the week award!!! )and have cancelled payment
this is their reason
Hello Daniel Callaghan,It has come to our attention that invalid clicks and/or impressionshave been generated on the Google ads on your site(s). We havetherefore disabled your Google AdSense account. Please understand thatthis was a necessary step to protect the interest of the AdWordsadvertisers.
and then this:
Publishers disabled for invalid click activity are not allowed furtherparticipation in AdSense and do not receive any further payment. Theearnings on your account will be properly returned to the affectedadvertisers.If you feel that this decision was made in error, and can maintain ingood faith that the invalid activity was not due to the actions ornegligence of you or those you are responsible for, such as employeesand family members, you may appeal the closing of your account. To doso, please contact us only through this form
'the affected advertisers'!!! those poor basards who got free airtime on my site, airtime that is unpaid for no matter how dubious...
so which one of my employees out there clicked on my ads while you were supposed to be doing those TPS reports!!!! or perhaps family members like mom who used the same terminal from which i set up the account to continously click on the ads,
lessons learnt :
-unless you have a legimate website with decent webtraffic then adsense will only cause you hassle and actually sensor what you write - i got checked a few times for what i wrote
-google adsense can suck my balls
-i had big plans on retiring off this blog
-the blogging fad will die down, as people realise that scripted tv still exists
-logging for the most part is self indulgence and a way for people to further impose their opinions on others / uneducated opinions
-people scim through what you write and write comments pretending to have read it (david lonergan) to not mention any names
-a blogspot doesn't really impress the ladies, they can see through the shennanigans
-it may be good for personal remembrance many years down the track, such as a beloved photo album which gets put in the drawer but once viewed again releases all those wonderfull memories that make up your own insignificant life
- and lastly it is easier to make a hundred bucks by going out and mowing a few old ladies lawns and over charging!!!!
posted by danielinamerica at 12:31 AM
9 Comments:
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i thought you were going to niagra falls
What a jip. Google sucks (is someone going to hunt me down and kill me for saying that?) Yeah, sue em, write an official letter of complaint, put em on my bash list...
Guess what Dan.. I met morris last night. The famous morris. It was awesome. He is a tank. You missed out big time Dan, we went to the lucky and they had those seedy tea towells on the tables and we drank soy sauce shot things and they played that ACDC song with the film clip that has boobs in it. It was awesome. You would have loved it. Dave tried to ring you too but I think we were talking to a dial tone. Did we ring you?
fel you sound nearly as incoherent as i normally am when i post these blog things, no youguys didnt call me, i have a new number its on the comments bit on the last post.
i think you should be the one getting the boob tattoo you do seem over focused on the whole chestal region :P what do you mean morris is a tank, has he put on 40pounds of pure muscle since ive seen him. in june?? morris lay off the steroids ok.. i wish i could say i knew that acdc song with the boobs but i cant, i think the one you are referring to when we were at the lucky was an aerosmith song or some eighties band. so are you still drunk :)
Hi Dan,
Nah, what fel means is that Morris (who I am going to call Ben because he prefers that) can drink a hell of a lot and still not look drunk! Well done Ben!
See ya.
wow it sounds like you guys had one heck of a night, im sure you have only seen 1/5 of morris' drinking capabilities, he has done a 38 hour session of continuous drinking with only three hours sleep ,
-liz hows things going you crazy kid? i hope you werent getting too drunk with morris , (prefers ben??? beloni, he loves being called morris)
Whoops. Yeah. Thanks Liz!
By "tank" I was definately referring to Ben's alcohol drinking capabilities. Haha, yeah disregard the rest of my post.
Hi Dan,
Things are pretty good at the mo...yeah it was a good night. Was planning to go out for just a bit, but when I got home at 4 am I realised that plan didn't work very well.
We went to the Cambo, the Duck's Nuts (such a classy establishment - the name really suits - it rains inside there!), the civic, the lucky (where we had chocolate shots that Ben (morris) thought looked like soy sauce, and then we went to the grand and had a good old boogie. So a good night was had by all.
Now i'm at uni, bi bow.
toodles.
PS - thanks for replying to the email thingy even though you were very rude! the bill is not boring!
$100?! Wow. I haven't even got 1 cent yet.
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