holy shit i saw shitbrick

aka finch from the american pie movies. i was riding the subway with some girls from slovinia who are my dormates to see a movie at times square , just before my stop i looked across the isle and it was finch!! he had a baseball trying to be incognito, and before i realised i was pointing at him, so he stood up waved his arms around having a hissy fit and ran to the next carriage.

and on my way to the museum of natural history i saw miranda from sex and the city, she looked very ordinary without her make up

the ozzy pub was everything i had expected and more, except they don't sell VB , or bundy rum apparently the mother companies dont allow it,

i saw the equivalent of cessnock yesterday when i went slumming it in new jersey

i think shitbrick beats ray dineen. i dont know though, he has brought me the current events of the world throughout my whole life, while all shitbrick/finch has tought me is that you cant take a shit at school and you have to start a rumor about your genitals to get laid,

if newcastle knights fans think they know what being a fan is all about, then they haven't been to be boston. red sox fans are ridiculous, no joke 1 in every 3 people walking along the street are wearing sox stuff, hats, shirts tattoos, and that's all they talk about, i wish i had of bought a yankees cap in new york just to walk down the street in boston and cop abuse.. and i was going to buy one of those i love new york t-shirts, but even for the memories i can't bring myself to loving a shitnest full of nuts, i mean it is ok and there is alot to do, but fuck what an incestuous cespool of vulgarity and plebian life that would rival even the great cessnock. no offense too headed wooza.

at least im in boston now and it feels slower, it's nice to walk down the street in flip flops withoutu worrying about catching a foreign fungus.

and simmo the phonecall only lasted 23 seconds, not because you ran out of credit, but because i get charged for receiving calls and text messages!!! i lose credit everytime someone calls, i dont understand this whole system sucks. losing money because people call you????? wtf


i was going to have a poll asking people the question which blog is better mine or kimbos, but i just checked kimbo's and it is pretty good, ill try to put a link up for it on my links but untill then if anyone wants to visit it go to the comments section and click on her name,, she did rip off my title kimbo and bromley do america!!!!!! rip off!!!!!!!! ok i just added it to my links so you can check it out, so what if she has fancy pants photos, i have the controversy!!!! and i will have photos when i get my laptop, ive got a lot of good ones to add

this is so weird there is an animation convention across the road and everyone is staying in this hostel , pixar this pixar that, blah blah blah , tim yuo would love it here, the whole building is buzzing with talk of slow motion and stop go and 3d, and conceptualism and effects, like the crazy french guy chatting up a girl next to me saying ' its very interesting stuff''

kimbo put a link to my website on your's.!!! it's easy

pete just heard about your pelvis buddy , bad luck, that a bad joint to break. what were you doing? some crazy tripple somersault on the slopes. i forget it's winter over there. don't worry you'll have a lot of indoor time which means you can follow my blog very closely!

lach check out google, type in danielinamerica, my website is on google, un freakin believable, its number one, its hard to get number on google on anything. i typed bromleykimbousa and got nothing and i typed samuraistories and got nothing but i typed danielinamerica and my blog came up!!!!! crazy stuff

bars i would love to open a bar, and if i did i would get a 24 hour license or at least till the sun came up, what crap in the usa when they kick yuo out at 2 am its stoopid, you could make money if you are smart and open a dank bar with a bit of class, and kept it open till at least six am, but do you think a bar that didnt have pokies would work?? i dont think so , which is sad and a bar that didnt have a TAB , it wouldnt work, but every bar i have been to in the usa doesnt have pokies or those screens blaring at you with the horse results, come to think of it i havent seen any horse related gambling since ive been here. the bars are for drinking and thats why i love it so much and there isnt the whole rsa bullcrap of kicking people out, if you stumble up to a bar in australia they kick yuo out,,,,, if you stumble up to A Bar in usa they say ' yuo need another drink''

tipping wow i know they have a low wage , its about 4 bucks an hour 6bucks australian, but fuck yuo poured me a five dollar drink why do i have to give you a dollar for doing it, stupid. so how can that work in oz, can you open a bar that has no pokies and no TAB AND SURVIVE i think not, there must be a common ground that wont turn into a dank wallsend pub but also be a cool place to drink and socialise without all the other crap? if you're smart there must be a middle ground because australia is a lot like the usa which is true so why cant we have cool bars like them. not the crap yuppy/trendy bars that they are all turning into.

there are a lot of businesses'/franchises that could translate well in the australian market, like panda express, which is a fast food chain of chinese, tell me an ozzy city without a chinese and yuo would be lying,. so why not???

and another idea is the lifesaver, which is a button old people wear around their necks and if they are in trouble they press it, and lifesaver sends help,. that is probably the best idea i have seen which australia doesnt readily do, like if you live in a retirement village but not a nursing home what do yuo do if you collapse with heart pain, you press your life saver, so i think that is a good idea, and unless i have been misinformed it is a big market in australia

T-shirts i want to start an internet t-shirt company , i already have some hilarious t-shirt ideas that i want to press on cheap shirts and sell the world over.. i can see that people like that stuff because i bought a t-shirt from target which had a picture of a married couple and the wife in the bridal wear is smiling and the dude is frowning and underneath it says, 'game over' and everytime i wear it people come up to me laughing and saying they just got married or they think its true and want to buy the shirt, so if anyone is with me on the ground floor of this idea . it is basically a ground floor operation so it needs very little capital , and i can think of many genious ways to advertise it, and we can make some good scratch, let me know if you're interested.

i think thats all i have to say for the moment, seacrest out

Australians you guys are so funny, i was just looking at ninemsn to try and find out whats happening down under, and you have a thing about some boat ready to house thirty illegal fisherman, and the main point of the story was it had thirty calibre guns or something?? seriously you guys are pussies ..when i caight the statten island ferry which went around the statue of liberty we had two coast guard ships equipped with m-16's on both ends and a whole heap of soldiers , they flanked us for the entire journey and you guys are worried about some little vessel pickign up people who are fucking up the eco system and they have a few little guns to enforce it, i must be used to the obscene amount of homicides here and the no go streets in every city, but seriously you are winging about border patrol because they have a few little guns you would find more guns near the hostel i was staying at in harlem, the hostel was actually a crackhouse six months before i got there... and you could retort with we are fuckign up the eco system as much as they are, but we do it legally which means it is accountable and peopel can be voted out for that shit,


poll question i now have a poll question at the bottom of my page, and i hope the answer is ashlee simpson, so its up to yuo to vote!!!!!!!!!!

film recomendations i wont make many of these, but lady in the water with paul giomati and bryce dallas howard, wow if you want to really escape into a crazy character driven story with ethereal elements than this one is for you, it makes the world seem just that much more mystical than it really it really is, and that's what we all want isn't it, something from the 'other' side that justifies our own meandering nothingness of an existence, something to show us the way otherwise we might as well all just shoot each other , and no i haven't been reading too much satre