Daniel in South Park!

This is from the southpark character website, this is how i would look as a southpark character!
and props to jrock for showing me how to capture the image, if anyone else has trouble let me know,



















Southpark Quotes:
some of these may be a little low brow. i had to omit some truly hilarious ones, because of their content.

I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
-Eric Cartman,

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Stan: The note says to meet her at Stark's Pond after school.
Kyle: Whoa, maybe you can kiss her.
Cartman: Or slip a little tongue.
Kenny: [mumbles] Or slide a finger up her pussy.
Kyle: I didn't know she had a cat.


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Stan: Right as Jesus was dying he raised his hand [Stan makes the Vulcan salute] and said, "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."
Randy: You're right, Stanley. You're absolutely right. Hey, that Bible sounds like kind of a good book.
Stan: It ain't bad. You should try reading it some time.
Kyle: Dude, that was "Star Trek" again! "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few"—that was Wrath of Khan!
Stan: Oh... Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference?

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"Towelie: don't forget to bring a towel you might get swet in your eyes.
Kyle:thanks
Towelie: wanna get high ?
Kyle: No!!"

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Cartman: "Towelie, you're the worst character ever."
Towelie: "I know."

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Kyle's Dad: You see, Kyle, we live in a liberal, democratic society. And democrats make sexual harrassment laws. These laws tell us what we can and can't say in the workplace, and what we can and can't do in the workplace.
Kyle: Isn't that fascism?
Kyle's Dad: No, because we don't call it fascism. Do you understand?
Kyle: Do you?

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Mr. Garrison: Does anyone know what sexual harassment means?
Cartman: When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.