Your Mother Was A Hampster and Your Father Smelled Of Elderberries
Good Day to you dear sir!!!
From all us Aussies who you have left behind, We salute you!!!
We love hearing about all your crazy antics over in the US of A and we pitty those poor yanks who have to put up with you!!!
Glad to read that everything is going great!!! I must say though that this new years this year in Port Macquarie is going to be pretty quiet without you and Morris walking the breakwall yelling out "I've Got Sand On My Balls!" To every bypasser!!!
Anyways mate, Go Forth and Protect The Little People!!!
Tim
posted by Tim Davidson at 6:00 PM
4 Comments:
hey tim, i thought i had been hacked! i knew you were the moderator but i didnt know you could actually post!!
whats the hampster quote?
well seeing as i wont be in port mac this new years eve you will have to do double the drinking for me, and triple actually for morris who is in the mother country! god bless the queen.
rocknroll part 2... how cool is that? and the little hockey snippets are awesome. back in my home town we used to have a hockey team called the Express. Everytime the team would score they would play this song and the crowd would chant : "we're gonna kick the hell outta you! who? you, you, you!"
the hamster quote is from the french taunting in monty python & the holy grail. "I wave my private parts at your aunties! I unclog my nose in your general direction! You electric donkey bottom licker! Now go away or shall taunt you a second time!"
"who are you?"
"we're the french!"
"what are you doing in england?"
"mind your own business!"
Wow that's crazy 2 people can post on the one blog! Technology at its greatest. Do you know how big this Steve Irwin thing has gotten.... this weekend when we were re-entering the US from Canada instead of the Border security dude asking us about where we were living what our intentions were etc.... he asked us if our families at home were sad about Steve Irwin!!
you went to canada again, why?? just wait till you get back to australia, its the same but suckier
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