Friday, October 20, 2006

Hollywood takes over Charlottesville

Jack Black is premiering his new tenacious 'd' movie here at our film festival on the weekend of oct28th, its the world premiere! i just booked my tickets, its only 3bucks, apparently its one of the best film festivals in the country.morgan freeman, liev schreiber and a host of other celebs are hitting c-ville for the event, even an old alumni dude who is a producer now, he produced 'rain man' with dusty and tom will be there.
-Evan Almighty the $175 million sequel to bruce almighty was shot in charlottesville last year, and the director is going to preview some clips for it, steve carrell (the 40yr old virgin dude) is in it.
-Robert Duvall is going to present his new movie 'tender mercies.',
- i'm going to premiere my new documentary, 'coping with senility.'

-my tattoo sleeves are nearly complete,all the way up one and all the way down my other arm, a tiger, dragons, naked ladies, its brilliant, and some bluejays on my neck so i can fit in at longbay jail.

-i had a great trip to the post office yesterday, i had several items of outgoing mail, i still have some incoming mail to pick up, the parcel pick up is on the other side of campus, so receiving incoming envelopes is ok they get sent to my building, but anything big gets sent to parcel pickup.I also have my own roll of packaging tape now, and a box of 36envelopes- so if i wanted i could send many letters. I had to buy my own packaging tape because the postal system is a bit different than australia, the ladies behind the counter dont have any packaging tape, i had to learn this the hard way, seeing as morris wasn't around and he usually always has a roll of tape with him, which he steals from me, anyway i had to use some crappy sticky tape on a parcel, but not now, i have a roll of bigass packaging tape.

Cavaliers win in front of a national audience on ESPN, our record is now 3wins and five losses, after we crushed north carolina last night.
and morris if your reading this wherever in scotland you are, i could have seen eric clapton the other night for forty bucks next door at the john paul jones arena, i could have but i didn't.






THE coffee machine, i mentioned in a previous blog that kettles don't seem to exist here (i looked everywhere at wallmart), well this is what you get instead, a ten buck coffe machine from wallmart. It actually makes brilliant coffee, we started with some columbian and now Misael has just bought a new pack of ethiopian coffee, its smooth, very smooth. Nice





MY PICk OF A CAVALIER DAILY COMIC,






This little fella was on the steps outside of my apartment, he is having an identity crisis, i think that HE thinks that he is a leaf. I wish you could see it a bit better, it really does look like a leaf with legs. And i saw some groundhogs the otherday, i didn't know what they were at the time. I was waiting for the bus, on the side which borders the woods, and i saw a little rat looking thing, scampering around, i jumped back a bit because i was afraid it might have rabies or something, then after a minute, i looked back at it, and a giant fat one came running out, it was like a miniature wombat.














This is Misael coming out to see what was happening, he wanted to burn it with a lighter, a definate pyromaniac. but I saved the little leaf dude, from Misael's wrath. Posted by Picasa

Simpsons Quotes/ Comic book guy.

Comic Book Guy: But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds... Oh, I've wasted my life.

Comic Book Guy: These “Bat Pants” have been shredded by the Riddler.
Dry Cleaner Clerk: No, just your ass.
Comic Book Guy: That’s what I call my ass.

Comic Book Guy: The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity...

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

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9:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like you have a bit of wildlife around C'ville. We had an echidna wandering across the Football field the other day here at Coolongolook and in our back yard Steve saw some baby wallabies. I also noticed the other day at Forster 'Maccas' that they now have Wi Fi (which I think is what you were talking about when you first got to US where you don't have to plug in etc to get onto internet).

11:27 PM  
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1:17 AM  
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1:22 AM  
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Dan,
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2:53 AM  
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9:54 AM  

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