Ka Boom

the pretty colo'u'rs --im starting to lose my australian spelling, i think the first essay i handed in the teacher must have got a shock, not only the spelling but we say things a bit differently down under, i still can't believe my room mates reaction's when i told them i was going out to hire some dvd's , they had no idea what i was talking about, i said it to some other people about hiring bikes too and they found it ammusing, apparently here in america you only hire women or mexican laborers, you don't hire inanimate objects that is called renting, i may have forgotten (i am the king) but im pretty sure we say hire dvd's, i don't know though, the whole of australia is becoming a distant blur




- im at home in c-ville now i have found a good barber, a chiro and good place to get a steak-ahh the simple things in life, jacob reckons (very aussie word) that god was very drunk or on acid when he was creating australia, 'lets make a big bouncing animal that carries its babies in its pouch and can stand on its tail and kick you with its legs,''and the platypus is always pretty fun, it looks like a hamster, but it has a beak and claws and lays eggs.'- and the word heaps, that doesn't exist as an adjective over here- heaps is just a pile of dirt, but im forgetting all my australian because even i found it(daniel is the king of all) weird when i read mom's postcard and it said 'miss you heaps' , it actually took a moment for me to register what was going on.

one thing i will have when i get back to oz is one of those takeaway shop, works burgers, there is no 'fish and chip' shops here or even good ol takeaway shops- and it's funny the big burger that all the college kids eat here, is called a 'gus', wow they(king daniel) think its so impressive because it has an egg on it! its just a cheeseburger with an egg on it, no bacon, no lettuce, no pineapple, of course no beetroot- i ate one and my friend was like 'hey how did that gus burger go?' like i had just tackled something epic-- amateurs, - i left some subliminal messages in the above, so if your now thinking im the king, just go with it.

and back in oz it will be nice not to here of students dying all the time, some girl was murdered on the weekend, the suspect is dead, the fbi shot him down in florida during a high speed chase, the poor girl was going to work with disabled kids, she was a real nice one,just graduated and all,and was doing grad school, and all she did was go study at some scenic drive or something, and she got killed for it.



Donkey Of The Week: american bacon.
i bought a frypan to cook up some bacon and eggs, the bacon here sucks though, they must cut off the rind and call that bacon and then throw the nice circle bit away, where is the circle bit?!









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'everybody wish snoopy and woodstock were here? well they're dead, and guess what? i sold snoopy the junk that killed him, thats right he got it from me, i swear i didn't know how strong it was, and now he's dead, they're both dead. I don't give a crap about woodstock, but snoopy..... get of me you skank.'
Charlie Brown - Family Guy