afternoon delight with dog the bounty hunter

i just watched the south park where cartman is dog the bounty hunter, he is the hallway monitor and what a classic. Cartman loves his authority, and he has a beard just like dog, it was awesome. and iwatched domino the other day, it was about bounty hunters, and it was awesome. I was thinking of joining the marines here, i can become a citizen and get to go to iraq, it would be a 6-12 month tour, it was something i was seriously considering, and i cant come up with a reason why i shouldnt, i would love to be a marine and live in the usa, but maybe when i get back to oz i will change my mind. I must just have military in my blood or something, because i couldnt think of anything better than being a marine.

well i toured dc again today. I went to reagan national airport to watch the planes come in. I thought ok yeah lets watch some planes it might be cool, but it was freaking awesome. You sit in a park about two hundred yards from the tarmac and the planes fly about 100yards above your head, its incredible, they fly right over you after they bank sharply at the river running along side. Again i didnt have my camera which sux, but the memories are in my head, well they are in there until i run a few more beers through my synapses. And after the plane goes by there is a windstreak, or soemthing, i forget what its called but it sounds like the sky is being torn open.

And there was a crazy dude watching the planes, he had a special radio so he could listen to the pilots talking to the tower. This guy was off the charts, he was a typical crazy guy in love with his hobby, he had books and stuff and told us the make and model ofeach plane. But i do give him credit because he worked out my australian accent straight away--see 90 percent of americans think im from england, but we are much more vile than the english. Just the other day i was buying some fosters from harris teeter (the equivalent to woolies) and she checked my id (which happens constantly in the usa because of the 21 thing) and i said yeah fosters is australian for beer (which is how they advertize it here, 'fosters its australian for beer)--what a load of crap no one even drinks fosters in australia, its the biggest marketing sham in history, not to mention how many time ive been asked to put another shrimp on the barbie, and ive given up explaining that we call them prawns and ive personally never seen anyone put a prawn on the barbie.

So anyway this fat old crazy airport guy started ripping of australians because he had some aussie friend, which now explains why he got my accent. And he was saying how his aussie friend would winge about the cold weather, and then HE started winging about it and said he would go to the terminal to watch the planes, then he said i should hop into a kangaroos pouch to stay warm. I didnt even mention the weather, crazy fella.

But being here, i can now see how silly we are. We seem to shorten everything. Like woolies. and sus instead of suspect. My god we are so lazy with our speech, we dont say anything with all its proper syllabelles.

Mel Gibson
wow this guy is one blood thirsty maniac!! hehe. I just saw apocalypto, and it was brilliant. I was on the edge of my seat for the whole time. It was so damn gory!! some dude had a black eye, and mel decided that his father should cut him open just so he can see, when it would have obviously healed in a day or two. And a freaking water birth in a cave. Mel is my hero. but noone in america seems to know he is australian, noone seems to know anything, me included.


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Quotes from the dog episode of soutpark

Cartman: I hope you've learned kids, that if you don't go with Christ, you can end up just like that splattered bitch down on the pavement
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Cartman: Look, brah, I had to bring you in, but I don't have any hard feelings against alright.
Butters: Huh?
Cartman: Want a cigarette, brah?
Butters: Oh… Okay.
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Cartman: Bitch, get down! We can do this the easy way, or we can do it Dawg style!
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Cartman: Beth, mace that guy, and that guy!
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Cartman: You know what this is? It's mace that they use on bears, okay faggot! Now show me your hall pass!
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and last ill paraphrase socrates who says that knowledge is when you realise that you don't know anything.