Guns and dogs

yeah so the other night i was having one of my 'last ever' celebrations at my friend neysans place,and watching taledaga nights, with will ferrel, im a giant will ferrel fan and i thought some parts were awesome, and i think the rest will be awesome when i watch it again, its one of those comedies that is so far ahead or so different that you just need some time to absorb it, and anything frank the tank does is awesome,

seriously i thought nothing could beat will ferrel untill steve carrel came out with the 40 year old virgin, and that shit is classic, i think ill be watching that in 40 years just like will ferrel in old school, and at least steve carell is being somewhat original with with 40 year old, i mean the dude won a freaking emmy or whatever the american tv awards are, for the office, and noone ever mentions that it was english, mr carrel takes all the credit for ricky gervais, how can the biggest plagarism go down in the history of the workd without even an acknowledgment to his english predecesor and complete creator of his charater and everything his character does? you know why, a big sack of money is why,, what is really weird is that the american version of the office is no fucking different than the british version except they are american actors so they enunciate there 'r's rrrrroller coasterrrrr, that sort of shit,

anyway, so i was watching taledaga nights, and neysans dog is one of those crazy pitbull types , and it was having an aneurism at my presence, everytime i moved my foot it would bark and threaten to bite me, so my andrenaline was pretty high, then his brother pulled out a freakin glock 9mm semi automatic pistol, god dam dogs and guns, ill take my labrodor and guncontrolled country any day (this is a big difference i have with bush, who just let the assault rifle ban pass, so now fuckers can buy Ak47's again, which is what some of my friends told me they used to own) anyway so i have this dog at my heels, and i grab the loaded 9mm and think that if it bites me ill blow the fuck out of it,and then i jut point it at the wall and feel the power, dam im american now, but that isnt the weird part, see im used to guns and paintballs and huge fucking hunting knifes now, (this dude can walk down the street with his 9mm as long as its exposed, and he is workign on a license so he can carry it concealed)

but what i found out recently and is weird, is that you can own tazer guns and stuff, like girls dont just carry pepper spray no more, but a freakin tazer gun. And dont forget , you can get AK47's again!


Quotes

'I push my fingers into my eyes... It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache... But it's made of all the things I have to take... Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way inside... If the pain goes on, im not going to make it.' - the slipknot song playing now, fuckers!! turn up the bass.