Thursday, December 14, 2006

They're everywhere man

its happened, my body has finally rejected rice pasta, after 16weeks, i cant swallow another piece.. im thinking it might also be some form of mould contamination causing my lack of appetite, from the pile of rubbish that i had built up in the corner of the room, it was about five weeks old and full of empty pasta bowls (see i eat out of plastic bowls and plastic forks so i dont have to wash up) and jars and lord knows what else, whenever people came over to visit i just placed a few grocery bags and towels on top of the pile. anyway the other day, it took me about half an hour to put it all in a giant garbage bag, and i think some mould spores spread through the room. The big bag of trash is sitting at the end of my bed now,, i swear i can hear it moving sometimes.

-i would love to stay in the usa longer, but only if i get mega rich bootlegging moonshine, so that the underworld can make the best dam mint juleps ever. as soon as i get a few more bathtubs, my enterprise will be ready to enter phaze 2. endgame.





The secret societies have left there mark everywhere, and like i said before, everyone is powerless to remove it.
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This is funny because its true, don't pretend you haven't thought about sending old people to the sun.












Quotes:

Brian: Get, get the fruit. It's more points. Get the fruit.
Stewie: I'm not gonna get the fruit.
Brian: Get the fruit.
Stewie: I'm not gonna... I can't get the fruit.
Brian: Get the fruit.
Stewie: I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna get the fruit there's a ghost right there!

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

DANIEL
Read your story in the book release ,good job

12:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dan how did the coffee date go??

8:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hehe, yeah it went, so what is up with meeting someone a week before i leave!!! its sux big time man, anyway i just finished my last exam, and i just went for a beer andres my roomate and ivana the ra, for the last time ever, ive never had to leave people before and its a weird feeling, especially now i have a lot to leave, good friends and kelly, but such is life, and we can only do the best we can with the hand we are dealt

2:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

aunty sue, i just got your message, i cant call back cause i have no number, anyway call again tomorrow or whatever for a yarn

2:21 PM  

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