Monday, February 05, 2007

god damn colts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RUSMuQFaFA ok a part from my last post where i put up morris stacking it on his skateboard, this is one of the funniest youtube things i have ever seen. Courtesy of matt who lives in DC. This is typical america, a regular council meeting, liek you have in newcastle or maitland, yet this guy has some serious issues, which need to be dealt with in front of theboyuscouts!! there is a rogue helicopter pilot!!!! and even john edwards and the FBI know about, it might even be funnier than morris stacking it so check it out. Typical ''over the top american arrogance'' for you nay sayers. but this guy has a serious rogue helicopter pilot problem, lol.

anyway, so the damn colts won the superbowl. Pretty much two weeks ago when the colts faced the Patriots in the AFC divisionsal playoffs and won in the last mintue, god damn them, that was THE superbowl, anyone who knows anything about football knew that this year whoever won the AFC divisional championship would go on to win the superbowl, which for those uneducated is just like when we had the ARL and the superleague and the winner out of each was going to play in a big superbowl. But alas we haven't the population for such grand concepts, so the mariners where left to wollow in their own crapulence. Anyway stupid simmo and his stupid colts t shirt turned up and won the superbowl. Damn chicago bears.

But at least i got to watch it on my brand new 62 inch screen, i think that is about 158cm's or there abouts, and the dude did a terrible job of destroying the old one, so that is in the back room after dad reassembled the power cable. The dude just hit a few things with a hammer. FOr htose of you who dont know what im talking about, LG were good enough to give us a new tv even though it was nearly three years out of warranty. And they gave us a slightly bigger one, by two inches!!

Cabernet merlot, has been my wine selection of the weekend. A fine cleanskin; bottled specifically for dan murphey, it is cheap and effective! So on the weekend i went to a 'anything goes but clothes' party' , which isnt what you think, its anything but not proper clothes, so i went in a garbage bag. I was obviously wearing clothes underneath, as the garbage bag barely covered my torso, but at least i made an effort. There were some wacky costumes. !!wow, there some real wacky costumes, and i bet you want to hear about them too...... And viv had her housewarming at annadale, what a nice place, and it was a pool party, but lucky i didnt take my boardies because the pool was three inches deep!!! lol, viv tricked us all with her 'pool party'.

anyway next season will see the patriots destroy all the competition and see peyton manning (QB of the colts) lying in a ditch begging for food. And ill be laughing, laughing all the way to the bank when i reclaim the 200bucks i lost this year on the pats and make it up with 10 grand that i will take straight to vegas (re hook up with my southern belle, whom no hunter girl can compare) and enter the world championship of poker, and compete against joe heschem, ill kick his ass, and anyone else who wants to stand in my way of ultimate glory!! that's right, ULTIMATE GLORY.

Quotes Family Guy
Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?
Diane Simmons: Ghostbusters, Tom?
Tom Tucker: No, Diane. Their insurance company. That's just stupid what you said.
***
Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.
***
Peter: Aww things were going so good for me and Stewie, but now he hates me again. Brian what should I do to win him back?
Brian: That depends. Do you want my advice or are you just asking random questions again?Peter: What's a hypotenuse?

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, when u bet big on the superbowl next season and win ten grand and then go to vegas and beat Joe Haschem (and probably some other random people)can I be in your entourage? Every poker champ needs an entourage.
P.S. those family guy quotes are hilarious!

2:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Colts Rock

2:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

peyton manning.com what the hell, i bet tom brady isn't so narcissistic that he needs his own website.

lachy you can be president of my entourage, the whole 'poker' thing is a cover anyway to blow 10grand at the hooters casino. But if i make it past the first round of poker and face off with hascham we'll have bucketloads more cash to throw at the hooters women, lol.

8:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awesome. I love throwing cash at hooters women. Actually, I've never done it before but i'm sure i'd love it.

9:17 PM  

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