wtf

The computer has been in the shop for the past week, god damn windows and bill gates; just like Lisa said, 'damn woffle iron has been in the shop forever,' then she went on to create life with her lost tooth and some electricty provided by an electric shock by Bart who in turn later becomes the arch nemesis of the tiny civilization. This mini episode in one of the the simpsons halloween epsidsodes that raises many issues which sci fi normaly raises.

And i am pleased to announce that Matt Groening and others have been working on 16 fresh episodes of Futurama for the 2008 season. He is noted to comment that in the final episodes of the season that was axed, they began breaching some true philosophical and sci fi questions, particularly the award winning episode that saw Bender being shot off into space and being hit by a meteor and a tiny civilization forming on his own person. And my favourite all time episode , of anything not only Futurama, its the episode called 'jurrasic bark' which sees Fry trying to bring back to life his old dog. --i bought the dvd but i only bring it out once or twice a year, and after many wines/!!!!lol..And there is another one where he hates his brother, but it turns out his brother loved him and named his son after him. I just hope they keep up the good work like that in the new 16 episodes in production as you read this!

and i would also like to claim that i am the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby; yep you can check my plane tickets and stuff and it all works out perfectly, cough-- 1 billion dollars-- all those other blokes who think they are the father are fools, they are being fatuous. And just look at them, there is that one formula one guy who sounds like a robot!! seriously his voice sounds like it is coming from a synthesizer like stephen hawking. It's freaking bizzarre and i don't want my daughter brought up in such a synthetic environment, especially not when she can live with me and see all the faults of a true biological being-- the alcoholism and so forth... lol.

-i also saw a shark fin, while i was fishing the heads out near broughton island the other day. It's the first time i've ever seen a shark fin. I didn't see daggermouth, or hennessy. I didn't even catch one fish.

Quotes:
Family guy

Brian: Peter, did you read the fine print on this loan contract?
Peter: Um, if by "read" you mean imagined a naked lady, then, yes.

Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.


Waiter:Sea water, courtesy of that gentleman over there.
Hennessey: You need $50,000, Griffin? I got a suggestion for you.
Why don't you kill Daggermouth?
Peter: Maybe I will, Hennessey.

Hennessey: Nice fish you got there griffin, what are selling? your bait?

King of the hill

HANK: Bill, it was a different time. It was back when we didn't know the Russians were incompetent.

HANK: I've been driving bobtail trucks at Strickland for two decades.
DALE: Ooh, I am so impressed! Have you also downloaded the classified instruction manual for this tank from Vladimir Putin's website, took a correspondence course in Russian, translated the manual, memorized it and eaten it? Have you, Hank?... Putin?

CAPTAIN: On the plus side, your breath is unusually minty and inoffensive.
BILL: Sir, I'm brushing every day now, sir.

DALE: I'll tell you what's going on with our beer. They've sold it to the Japanese, who will change the formula and repackage it in square bottles that will only fit cupholders in Japanese cars.