Thursday, March 22, 2007

terminator 3

i don't care what you idiots think. I love terminator 3. I know it's not as 'serious' in certain parts, and perhaps in some parts, yes, yes it does play to an audience with generic american 'sitcom' humour. But you can all go and get fucked. I just knocked off from jackhammer drilling holes in a concrete pipe all day, which i have done yesterday, and tomorrow and the day after that, and there is nothing better than knocking off, having a few brews and watching some awesome action. And T3 delivers, it doesn't have some emotional bullshit that might win an oscar, and it doesn't have the serious sci fi shit that probes so deep it appeals to star trek junkies. No, it just has some good old action with a few laughs, and a few really deep thoughts about the nature of existence.

So if you don't like this movie ill meet you in the carpark, and we can fight about it, and this time i've been doing some serious weight training with the jackhammer and concrete!!!lol, anyway, see the point is, everyone, and by everyone i mean the other people who think are movie buffs and think that every movie should enlighten them, and all that jazz. I'm talking about people who think their choice of movies is so superior than other people that they are actually better people for choosing that movie, and thats a load of bullshit. Because its all just a few images on the screen, and i think t3 did a great job of taking me far away from the drudgery of daily life (drilling holes) and into a fantastical wonderland of being a hero and saving the earth. lol. (laughing out loud)

Movie critics seem to want some base human instinct in every movie, they seem to want some glimpse into what life is really about, they seem to want to be able to watch a flickering image on a screen for 90 minutes and say , wow! that's humanity! wow, that is everything that i think life is about; and everything with which i approve life is about so therefore i endorse this movie, because it has reached what i feel as a reasonable representative of life and the emotions with which i feel. Bullshit, And fuck them, the idiots, they should go and actually live life, and not try and express everything that life is about; vicariously through some image on the screen. We all know life is painfull, and there are losses, but fuck ---does every single movie have to represent that???????????? Lets have some fun....

Because as Johnny Cash says in 'boy named sue' he says: 'life is tough and if you're gonna survive you gotta be tough.' Yet all these damn movie critics, have their food brought to them on a platter and they sit around judging other peoples art based on what type of life they want portrayed in front of them. I say, if i knock off from actually working (not just pencil pushing; but doing real shit which affects the phyisical world) and then i enjoy an escape, and fuck you movie critic for trying to deminish that experience. And fuck you movie critic for trying to say what life is-- and should be about on the screen, and then forcing that 'life' onto me with your stoopid thumbs up system!!!

I say, we should have some some fun withour popcorn flicks which let us actually release from the drudgery of life. But we find critics applauding movies which drag us through the emotional turmoil, and make us relive the terrible moments in our life, or in our imagined life. That's fine for some, but i like and escape and so do the majority of people (that is why armageddon is a blockbuster, and crash didn't make much money) so i say we should applaud those movies who allow people to be free of humanly shgackels for a moment, i say roll around in a greasy triumph at letting people who have real jobs feel free for a moment, and lets not give way to the negative and pessemistic movie critic who thinks every feeling he/she has --- should be culminated into some grand point on the screen.


Okay onto somthing else. I wish i had of filled out my voting registration, so i could vote in this weekends state election. See i told Jroc and many others in the USA that we have a compulsory voting system, which we do, but for some reason im off the grid. Anyway i would definately vote for the shooters party because im looking to get a .243 , but besides that i would as far right as i can, because i know people on the left vote for parties that support the aclu, which condons nambla, and fuck, that just makes me sick, for people who don't know in the usa there is an organization in the usa called nambla which stands for the north american man boy love association. And the aclu, (american civil liberties union) ---its a union need i say more--- won't to defend their right to 'free speech' even though the group openly prescribes to ideas that permit adult men having relations with young boys, the whole thing is sick and anyone in nambla should be shot, but noooo, the aclu and people on the left feel that that would impose on free speech to stop the nambla people from advocating such atrocities. The whole thing is ridiculous. Freedom doesn't mean hurting other people. And to condone such things is criminal.

(if you're not political don't read this section) So when i register for the next election. I will vote for someone who lowers taxes and brutalizes criminals, i don't want them released on good behaviour shit, fuck if you're poor you don't have to rob that bank, like most poor people don't, you go out and fucking work. But the left want to give the poor money without them doing anything, they want to decriminalize drugs, and they want to broaden government control. Which costs the tax payers. Being rational and effiecient, is all about economies of scale, and a business that has a budget will perform more efficiently than a bussiness with carte blanche on the cheque book. It's about the rational versus the 'wishy washy' feelings that every person on this earth is good and every person deserves something form this world. No, i say, this world is fucken tough , and you have to try to make it through without piggy banking on the average worker's taxes so you can be paid welfare and then the pension until you die.

I saw cinderella man the other day, and fuck i love russel crowe and that movie (almost enough to have me barracking for souths! ) no i would never follow souths, the idiots. But cinderella man, is just a great testimant to what i was talking about. Life owes you a living, but you have to work hard to get it. And i think it's true, whether it's you, or your parents or grandparents, which explains the hiltons, and being an heiress and all that jazz. Well you have to be do something to be well off, and you have to contribute to society.
But the left think you should be able to live some paradise life without you ever lifting a finger, and then, wow , then , once you've landed a job , fuck you better have to keep that job for the rest of your life or there will be hell to pay... that's what the unions think, fuck that shit, a business is going well if it can employ someone, that's hard enough. But then if they have to obey union rules, you might as well take your business to china, because its to hard to compete in australia. It's to hard to give a worker triple time just because its sunday, and so the business loses money becuase they cant produce, and the union stays strong despite the fact that there are no jobs left for the union to defend because they have all gone over seas because the union demands were to high to allow anyone to be competitive. Even the word "union" is an anachronism for today's global market place.

The government, which with todays media is so accountable for every action, the government is also accountable for OHS. And that is all a worker needs, because as soon as other workers, (who are as dopey aqs the rest of them) get together and make demands which they have no idea on what bearing it has to international commerce, but they get together under a union and make demands-- on what they think life should be--- not what life actually is (which is harsh ) and then those demands are just too hard to keep up with for the small business, so they either cease employment or don't make any new employments, which means less jobs. And because the union thought they knew how life and their workplace should be, without looking at international competitors who will do the same work for a lot less, so they end up defending a job that exist because it has already gone overseas.

Now back in the day the union was necessary. The unions were actually started in the mines, it has a long history steeming back to the mines. But these days, when you have an accountable government that control OHS (occupational health and safety)which keeps the mines completely safe, and the miners being paid the equivalent of a GP(doctor). So then, what is the use of a union?? Well, the only use of a union then is to create such workplace demands that it weakens the business's ability to compete, so then they are forced to move overseas. It's not the 50's, which was only good relative to the bad of ww2, but no, it's a tough world which requires a malleable workforce, and such malleability can't be gained from restrictions that a union creates to see that their employees live some dream life from a fairy world where their feet never have to touch the ground.

I have a lot of holes to dig tomorrow, and if anyone wants to talk unions with me, i used to work for a union. They are innefficient, just like government employees are inneffficient, and that's why the right wing people want privatization; so business has accountability and becomes efficient, not just provide some douchebag a job which contributes nothing to society.

So in conclusion, if you vote for the greens (who want to legalize drugs) or the labor party, you are an absolute idiot with no idea of the real world, you think you know what 'should' be right, but you have no idea what is rational. But, on another note, if some of my friends (i'm sure most of them) do fall under such an umbrella , i take pity on you , but i will hold nothing against you personally, Claire, Dave and Simmo, but lets not name names, actually i'll take Dave off the list, because i think Dave is a top bloke and i would go to the end of the earth for Dave. Also Liz and Fel, and maybe Kimbo and some other newy high people, "handley bla bla bla are left wingers including glynn,,, anyway i know my grammar friends are rational , such as lachy, who i would also go to the end of the earth for, because he is a top fucking bloke. This concludes my diatribe. Jroc you missed out on the left wing list because your american, and i dont want to bundle you into this, plus you're also a person i would go to the end of the earth for. Jim, Steve, Morris, Jroc, Handley , Brett, Dave, Lachy, are the people who immediately come to mind who i would go the end of the earth for, Simmo is after that and all the others, Girls are a different story, these are just the blokes, i don't even want to start thinking about putting the girls in order, because us men are stoopid and black and white and appreciate lists, but women have that grey area which i'm not even going to try to work out.

Quotes: Family Guy

Lois: Okay here we go, "What color is a firetruck?"
Peter: Aww, oh God I always get these. Umm..okay..uhh..all right..firetruck..firetruck firetruck firetruck firetruck. What color are those red firetrucks? Uhh..Oh god I can picture them now...all red and everything.
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Lois: Are you gonna miss me?
Peter: Only until I go to the newsstand and buy a Hustler.
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Peter: Lois, everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have churches, fat people have Wisconsin, and I have the Pawtucket Brewery.
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Meg: I can't believe my stupid parents are going to follow around stupid old KISS, it's painful.
Peter: Not half as painful as a tire iron upside your head.
Meg: What?
Peter: I'll miss you!
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Trisha Takinawa: Here comes Mayor Adam West himself. Mr. West, do you have any words for our viewers?
Mayor Adam West: Box, toaster, aluminum, maple syrup... no I take that one back. I'm gonna hold onto that one.
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Chris: What do you do at a Young Republicans meeting?
Alyssa: We help those who already have the means to help themselves. Also, we perpetuate the idea that Jesus chose America to destroy non-believers and brown people.
Chris: I don't know why, but I feel safer already. (Wow, people who help themselves get ahead in life, hmmm, i think that's what capitalism is all about, you try your hardest to succeed within the freedoms of being able to do what you want to do, it seems pretty good to me, without other people increasing your taxes so that you have to be a burden on the dumbasses who don't contribute to society)
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Chris: Dad, I tried to go to school but this guy won't let me.
Peter: Oh yeah? Him and what army?Chris: The U.S. Army.
Peter: Oh, that's a good army.
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Okay this is it, i think? My favourite quote of all time, this is the one all three of my readers have been waiting for... drumroll, dum de dum de dumm..................................... this is my favourite quote!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! here it goes.......<
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Homer: So, Mr. Burns is gonna make us all go on a stupid corporate retreat up in the mountains to learn about teamwork. Which means we'll have to cancel our plans to hang around here
Bart: Teamwork is overrated.
Homer: Huh?
Bart:Think about it. I mean, what team was Babe Ruth on? Who knows.
Lisa & Marge Simpson: Yankees.
Bart: Sharing is a bunch of bull, too. And helping others. And what's all this crap i've been hearing about tolerance.
Homer: Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmmm... once again, you demostrate the bigotry and hatred on the right in your blog... but i won't hold it against you. the neo-conservative republican fascist propaganda machine must rule ozzieland... i'm just funning you. i won't talk about australian polticis because i dunno anything about them. (plus, i mostly don't care. i mean, all we americans care about in oz is the wildlife... not the descendants of convicts... i mean, now that the croc hunter is gone, we really don't care...)
actually, i love oz and ozzies and i'm still looking forward to my visit. it was awesome to talk to you this morning. good to see you're still posting drunken rants.
graduation for me is may 18, 2008. then i'm hopping a plane and hitting ozzieland. then i will begin my slow conquest of the English speaking world by installing daniel as my puppet king... all hail the mighty JRoC!!!

9:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your blog offended me in numerous ways, but you made up for it with some good quotes.

3:54 PM  
Blogger danielinamerica said...

that was funny speaking to you jroc, because it's the first time you actually sounded american, probably because now im surrounded by funny speaking aussies. It's like you picked up an accent, which i had never noticed before.

simmo, i have no credit on my phone, but ill make some form of contact about the punk rock show on sunday night, i have to roll the fields and drill lots of holes in concrete this weekend so i might be too exhausted. And i guess it wouldn't be one my good ol' drunken blogs, without offending pretty much everyone i know!! lol,dude i was so hammered, im paying for it today, ive just popped some nurofen plus and i have to go tractor driving now.

6:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dan, your drunken blogs are the best. Now, I'm not encouraging you to post your blogs drunk all the time. But you might wanna think about it.

And thanks for reminding me that I have to vote tomorrow. I completely forgot. Even though all the election/political ads are on TV 24/7 they've lost all meaning. They're basically just the most annoying ads ever invented and they cost a shitload of money to run. If there's a politician out there who promises to abolish election campaign ads, they've got my vote.

9:01 PM  

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