Prison vs Work
Prison vs Work:
IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON: You get three meals a day.
AT WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON: You get your own toilet.
AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK: You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family.
IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK: you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK: They are called managers.
-i noticed they didn't mention the sodemy, which kind of negates all the benefits of prison!
posted by danielinamerica at 4:48 PM
3 Comments:
what about sodomy? damn it, here i am college with none whatsoever. now i see that my life would improve in a mulititude of ways if i would just go to prison!
seriously, i'm sorry my family crisis destroyed our chat. mais, c'est la vie, n'est-ce pas? quoi peut on faire?
(all us sodomites speak french...)
peace love unity
J
dear oh dear, well perhaps the homosexuals might benefit from prison. I don't know, but i think perhaps if sodemy is your thing, prison still might not be the wisest choice, i know i wouldn't like to go to a womens prison just to get a piece of tail. But, you know the laws in virginia, i say the best way to be incarcerated is being drunk in public--you can walk around bearing a firearm, but no drinking!!! now i think those are some mixed up priorities.
mixed up priorities... isn't that what i said about america a long, long time ago? good to see my incessant liberalism has infected you in at least some slight way... anyhoo, i'm entirely too pretty to go to prison...
peace love unity
J
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