Hey mom there's something in the bathroom, hope it's not the creature from above.

Jesus is my friend on myspace. I have truly made it in the world of the interweb. So if anyone needs some spiritual favours, or just redemption in general i'll see what i can i can pull. I mean i have put him at number 7 on my friends list, so there are several mortals ahead of him. I liken him to more of a south park jesus, where he just runs a talk show, and hopefully has elizabeth hasselbeck as a guest host.

I watched the view today, i have flicked on to it before, seeing as it's on the 'w' women's network i don't generally pay any attention to what is screening, anyway i flicked on the other day and saw poor little elizabeth berated by the firebreathing lesbian rosie oddonel, the one who thinks george bush planned to blow up the trade centres. she said something along the lines of 'the buildings are steel, do you think steel can just burn'... hmm, how do we make steel again rosie, oh that's right we melt it and smelt and belt the shit out of it.

-to digress for a moment, it seems entirely possible that people like to think up conspiracy theories that involve the government planning shit, and hiding aliens and shit, when really they have more of a managerial role, without as much competence as it would take, to commit these conspiracy theories... but it seems comforting for people to think of an all knowing all powerful government because it gives someone to blame, and some sort of order in the world, like a safety net, that even if you think the government is nefarious, at least they are powerful and are on our side, as opposed to a world outside order which entails a higher risk acceptance in general life.

so i watched a bit more of the view today, and some other chick on the panel was ganging up with rosie against elizabeth, and they finally cut to a commercial break, then they came back and alicia silverstone was there talking about the vegan way.. 'just like, you know, like, just don't even look at a cow..' so my brief interlude of watching the view has come to an end.

also i mentioned before about being hesitant to rent Eragon. I rented it and watched it with my old man, and had some red wines, and had the time of my life. I loved it. Especially since the day before, on american chopper they had made the eragon bike, and jeremy irons and the kid, visited paulie and paul snr, at their shop to make designs for the kickass chopper. Since i've been riding, ive noted a lot more of that sweet cash in wallet, my allowance can really stretch the whole week now, alcohol included.

But i've cut down on that too. I haven't been hammered enough to vomit for over a month now. It took a lot of effort, seeing as i was getting totally plastered, to point of vomiting pretty much every second day since returning from the states, a trend that i started way back in june 06 on the contiki tour, and continued when i met the bad influence jroc, lol, living in the same dorm complex. The cut down was actually really simple, mum voiced concerns that my old man was drinking to much, and see i can fly under the radar, because im a high functioning drunk, but between me and my old we were going through at least 3 cases of wine every fortnight. So we just stopped getting it. Problem solved.

Quotes:

Lunchlady Dorris- 'more testicles means, more iron.'