Lindsay Lohan is a fire-crotch

wow, I was hammered in my last blog, it seems very long, and probably very long winded too.

Anyway i searched through my video archives to find a video i took in las vegas, where i was in a cab with some friends and the guy driving looked like the porn king ron jeremy. I can see the footage on my digital camera, but when i plug it into the computer that exact clip and a couple of others dont seem to transfer over. I'll try to fix the problem, because the guy is a crazk up.He talks about the time ron jeremy actually got in his cab while at a porno convention. And how his videos sell well because the men watchign them think wow he is ugly and look at the hot chick he is with, and think i must be able to score that too.

But in the mean time i found a clip of me at the winefields just outside charlottesville virginia, where my college was. I had had quite a few wines, and was pretending to be a connaisseur. You can see the wine stain on my teeth and lips which look black. I think it was my roomate misael recording me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPaN4cInXqs. That is the adress for it. And i have one other clip of everyone pouring into the stadium for a football game, and its crazier than an nrl grand final. But other than that, the other clips are too embarasing. There is a good one of me following a squirell.


Also i think we should gather all the wood we can muster, and start work on an ark. This rain looks pretty set in. I have some old sheets we can use as a sail. And i think instead of two of every animal, we just have a shitload of whiskey and fireworks. Actually screw the ark, i'll just have a shot of whiskey and set off one of the bunga's i found in dad's old leather jacket.