Sunday, July 08, 2007



This is the photo that Toyota used. You can see the water above our windows, and the shed where we stayed. For more than a kilometre surrounding there is water.

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This black Yamaha r1, is the motorbike i want to get next. And this is the Honda Fireblade that House rides. Yamaha don't make an r1 that has the race colours.



















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It's an amber coloured shame:

First VB announces this : 'In a move that will save the company up to $10 million a year in tax bills, the alcohol content in VB will drop from 4.9 per cent to 4.8 per cent from August.' 'VB marketing manager Ben Wicks says customers will not even notice the change.
"I think I'd be lynched if we changed the taste of VB," he said.


--that's a whole .1 % drop. So they save tax money, and we have to drink an extra beer to get drunk. So their sales go up.

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But the thing that is really strange is the new VB midstrength. with 3.5% alcohol. I thought there was already a carlton midstrength, and VB is brewed by Carlton united breweries, which is a subsidiary of Fosters brewing group. Jroc will know know Fosters, that's what the americans and the rest of the world think we drink, thanks to some brilliant marketing. Anyway, why sully the good name of VB with a pussy beer.

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The reason i support VB is because of that bitter bite you get after a swallow, that no other beers have, its vicious, and the PR image is cool too, it's a mans beer. (I remember i didn't even want to be friends with people who drank Tooheys NEW). We all know the ads, 'you can get it shearing a sheep. You can get it milking a cow. You can get it pulling your ute out of the bog, you can get it any old how, as a matter of fact i've got it now. For a hard earned thirst you need a big cold beer, and the best cold beer is Vic, Victoria Bitter.' And they have the inspirational music. That's how i remember it, i might of got some lines wrong. And they show macho blokes in blue singlets working there asses off, and when they knock off they go to the pub and order a schooner of VB. Now who works the ass off pulling a ute out of bog, or sheering a sheep and then goes to the pub to have some pussy ass midstrength beer.



Quotes:


Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.--Benjamin Franklin

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, That's as good as they're going to feel all day. --Frank Sinatra

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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway

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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin

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I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.--Homer Simpson

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.--Homer Simpson
Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems. --Homer Simpson

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.--Oscar Wilde

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Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill

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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.--W.C. Fields
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? --W.C. Fields

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after these quotes, im going to go have some wine.

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