Lazy Sunday

With a cup of coffee in hand, i turned on the tube for some easy sunday morning viewing. But, alas, i sat down before procuring the remote controls. The TV was set to one of the 'women' channels on cable. In particular Ellen Digenros or however you spell it, personally i call her Ellen the degenerate. She has her own talk show. I couldn't be assed getting the remotes so i watched a good forty minutes of her talk show. And i can say she has won me over. I won't be tuning in specially to watch her show, but if it happens to be on i'm not adverse to watching. She is really quite funny, and her 'bit' where she was taking the toll at a new york bridge was decent. Her first guest was Faith Hill, and wow, she is a beautiful woman. After a quick chat Faith sang her new hit single, and then some other guest came on and i changed the channel.

--I only wrote about that because otherwise i would write about motorbikes (which i just did the 8hour course to get my provisionals, and passed! -only 12 months now until i get my japanese road rocket, the yamaha R-1, and then not long after that until you'll all be at my funeral.)

-so anyway after ellen i grabbed the remote, watched some simpsons and some news headlines, to see all the protestors in hyde park. I'm trying to get in the spirit of defiance, and think of my own protest. I'm not a big fan of an extra set of traffic lights they just put in on the highway. It's costing me an extra couple of minutes on the way to uni. I could chain myself to the pole or cut the pole down, or i could just go have some lunch, which i think is the best option. But i do have to say that if you ever want a bunch of weird looking people, just go to an anti government protest. You know the people who hate g-8 and globalism and all that jazz. I've got nothing against them, but wow, what a bunch of wacky looking people. They probably believe the government have UFO's in hangars throughout the desert. Long haired freaks. You never see well-to-do people marching, just people who look like they haven't showered for weeks. So i guess bad hygiene goes hand in hand with socialism.
you've been a great audience. goodnight everybody!

Quotes:

Stewie: You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that.
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Stewie: Oh damn! Jeremy is still in the trunk! How long has it been, two weeks? Yeah, he's dead.
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Lois: Peter,why are we stopped?
Peter: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers...
Lois: Peter for God's sakes she's havin' a baby!
Peter: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal... and uh,I, I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz,uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty.
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Lois: Chris, we know what you did.
Chris: You mean that I lied about my age to get into an Indian casino?
Lois: No.Chris: You mean about the time I had hard gas and pooed myself?
Peter: Close, but no.
Stewie: How is that close?