into the unknown
It has been reported that simon 'stone' clulow is in north korea as you read this. Apparently he needs to be accompanied by two armed north korean soldiers. That is what 'E' news reported ,, they said that 'Stone' the greatest motorcycle showman in australian history has been spotted entering North Korea with Britney Spears. Apparently he was using britney as a shield, a rather 'large' shield . lol, according to her last mtv awards appearance.
The truth is that Stone really is in north korea, and the other truth is that damn,, britney sure did look fine at that awards show. I dont see why everyone os callign her fat. She has just had two kids and looks fantastic, (now i'm not being like that weird gay guy on youtube that is tellign everyone to leave her alone) her performance was pretty stumbling, but if you saw her in the street you would think wow she is damn fine, but everyone is tearing her apart for being 'fat' and then peopel wonder why girls have an anorexia obsession. If britney is FAT than a regular girl is morbedly obese.
Anyway this could be the last time i report about Stone. He is either going to mysteriously dissapear, or kick Kim Jong Ill's ass 'Stone Style'. When Stone first told me about his mission to the asia's and then to North Korea, i asked 'why do you want to go to North Korea?' and Stone said 'you gotta do something.' --classic stone. It's so true, you gotta do something. And Simon 'Stone' Clulow is going to be one of the few westerners to visit north korea. Also, for all the fans of 'just like stone' i have been colaborating with Stone while he is in the asias on the script for the sequel. It's going to be huge, with explosions and shit.
I watched 'Sunshine' the other night-it blew my mind. What a brilliant movie. I love sci-fi's that really instill the wonder of the world and earth, because it is easy today to get caught up in financial figures and forget about what we are doing here, and all that jazz. And it takes a really insightful movie to make you sit back and say 'wow' life is kind of weird, and what's it all about. Babel which i watched earlier, was intense but didn't instill the wonder of the universe like a sci-fi can. It was more about everyone on the earth no matter what colour they are, are the same. I don't get why they had to age brad pitt ten years. I guess they wanted his character to come out and not the celebrity. As they say 'the moon plays every night to an empty audience.' But i don't think that is a bad thing at all. There is so much going on in life that why the fuck should you look at the moon, when you are worried about your telephone bill. And people say well you can blame society for that, or for plastic surgery or whatever, but the fact is: we live in society , and can never not live in it, or change it, so we have to accept it. Wow, i am really digressing, i think you can blame the wine for this tangent. Umm. my point is.. umm , ok, umm , eh, i think i remember my point, it was something like, life is esoteric (word of the week) and umm something or rather, and its only when you're drunk that you can have any grasp of the innner cogs of the world. Wow, the alcohol really brings out my poetic side. But screw it, i think my point is that no matter what a poet or doctor or garbage man or whoever, say someone honourable should live their lives, it is purely up to you. So screw off garbage man. lol.
Quotes:
'those flashing lights come from everywhere. The way they hit her, i just stop and stare. She's got me lovestoned. I think i'm lovestoned. She's got me lovestoned. I think that she knows. '
- Justin Timberlake - 'lovestoned'
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Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.
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Lois: Okay, one more minute, and then if there are two pink lines...
Peter: Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...
Brian: Peter those aren't your kids, that's the Nick-at-Night lineup.
Peter: Blanka, Zangeif, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...
Brian: That's Street Fighter.
Peter: Red, blue, green...Brian: Those are colors.
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Chris: I don't care what she says, I'm never going back!
Brian: Look you can't run away from your problems Chris. That's what I tried to do. I joined the Peace Corps and a day later I was two continents away.
Chris: Really?
Brian: Yep, but 6,000 miles and all the dope I could smoke still couldn't separate me from my problems. And this was good dope. I mean it was growing everywhere. Oh my God! This one time we got so baked we ended up eating all the food at the food the World Health Organization had airlifted in. Oh man those villagers were so pissed! They tried to chase us, but lemme just say thank God for polio.
posted by danielinamerica at 2:55 AM
4 Comments:
maybe they used some kinda fat screen on the ozzie broadcast, because, dude, her gut was swinging like mine and she had cellulite hanging off of her ass and her arms. this criticism is more because she fell flat in that performance, and when you're wiggling around in a mini-bikini, not singing or dancing and relying of back-up dancers to move her out of their way, you damn well better expect criticism.
of course, i know you like the big girls anyhoo, like that puerto riccan girl, lol. big bottomed girls make the world go rockin' round... literally.
oh yes, the escalating homophobia towards me continues... hun woo dropped me from his friends. not surprising, but somewhat confusing given how much he always complains about people judging him, then he judges other people. what a loser.
one last thought on brittney... a quote from futurama, the devil's hands are idle playthings:
"the music's bad and you should feel bad!" -zoidberg
peace love unity
J
zoidberg is the man. when he is held hostage by the stabbing robot he yells 'hooray i'm helping.'
-perhaps you should release a single, or even better a duet with britney , and you can both be on stage with your guts swinging around!!
-i had the puerto rican girl on the right!! lol, not the girl on the left, that was her handicapped friend.
-i read your facebook note and was wondering who dropped you as a friend. I guess it was expected, he didn't seem too enlightened to the ways of others, in particular his own korean heritage which he dissed for black ghetto culture.
hun woo dropped me as a friend... no shock at all, considering that the first thing he ever said to me was a homophobic comment...
dude, now that i'm not there keeping every one in check they feel no need to please you because of me. After six months of not being ther, i have been forgotten and so has your association with me, lol, i know that sounds big headed, but they had to be your friend and accept your sexuality to be my friend. I would never have accepted them if they weren't your friend, so maybe they did it as guise. Anyway i hope your watching the portugal motogp and watching aussie casey stoner take hold of the championship-that's right motorcycle legends are born and bre where i live!! Go stoner. and jroc, i feel for you guy, i haven't felt as much homophobia in my life ever, as i have at UVa, actually, in aussieland i have never experienced it. I think then that i should hold my aussie friends in open-minded esteem. keep on plugging man, and never be ashamed of who you are, which i know your not, but it's good to hear it from someone else. I accept you completely and with open arms my friend.
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