Oh, to be a country that is loved.
check out these lyrics by randy newman (the guy that family guy parodied when a a-bomb killed everyone except for the griffins) -Australia can't do anything wrong and the world loves us!! The French saved the yanks from the poms in their revolutionary war, yet the yanks hate the frogs and vice versa, and everyone hates the frogs, and the japs for killing whales and dolphins and bombing pearl harbour, and the russians for being commy, and the chineese for over populating this earth, and the indians for the same and also stoopid bollywood, and again the poor old yanks who saved europe,
but little old australia we can't do anything wrong. Even NOFX say they want to be like us in their song 'Franco UN-american' where they we want to be like the nice australians.. so even though we are participating the iraq war, the very war that the world seems to hate, and so does NOFX- well apparently they either didn't do their research and realize that we are apart of the very war that they are protesting in that song, or it might be that they know we are fighting there, but we are just so damn cool they don't care!!! i would probably say the former. these anti-war people hate bush and the war so much they spew propoganda without any research. Let the anti-war fuckers look at Iraq now, progress is happening thanks to the genious of petraeus and bush and the surge. I was always against rumsfelds policy of having few troops on the ground. and as soon as the numbers were bolstered progress was made. Anyway check out the randy newman song.
POLITICAL SCIENCE Randy Newman
No one likes us-
I don't know why
We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try
But all around even our old friends put us down
Let's drop the big one and see what happens We give them money-
But are they grateful?
No they're spiteful and they're hateful
They don't respect us-so let's surprise them
We'll drop the big one and pulverize them
Asia's crowded and Europe's too old
Africa is far too hot And Canada's too cold
And South America stole our name
Let's drop the big one
There'll be no one left to blame us
We'll save Australia
Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo
We'll build an All American amusement park there
They got surfin too
Boom goes London and boom Paree More room for you and more room for me
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town
Oh how peaceful it will be
We'll set everybody free
You'll wear a Japanese kimono
And there'll be Italian shoes for me
They'll hate us anyhow
So let's drop the big one now Let's drop the big one now
Quotes: Family Guy
(Randy Newman)-Fat man with... and his kids and dog.Drove in through the morning fog.Hey there Rover, come on over...
(Lois)-Well its nice to have a little music while we eat.
(Randy)-Red headed lady, Reaching for an apple.Gonna take a bite, nope, nope.She gonna breathe on it first,wipe it on her blouse.She takes a bite.Chews it once,twice,three times, four times, stops!The wife is thinkin', takes a hard long look at Randy...five times.Fat old husband walking over.
(Lois)-Lets get the hell out of here.
(Randy)-Yeah, They're walking down the road Left foot,Right footLeft foot,Right footLeft foot
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Stewie: Uh you've reached stewie and brian, we're not here right now, uh and if this is mom, uh send money because we're college students and we need money for books...and highlighters...and.... ramen noodles...and condoms, for sexual relations with our classmates.
****
Meg: Everybody! Guess what I am?
Stewie: Hm, the end result of a drunken back-seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic?
****
Doctor: Mayor West, you have Lymphoma.
Mayor: Oh My...
Doctor: Probably from rolling around in that Toxic waste. What in God's name were you trying to prove?
Mayor: I was trying to gain super powers.
Doctor: Well that's just silly.
Mayor: Silly yes ... Idiotic ... yes.!
posted by danielinamerica at 11:34 PM
2 Comments:
oh yes. the iraq war is coming up daisies... being one of those anti-war fuckers, i must say, things are better, but even better in a false war for oil predicated on lies fabricated by oil men isn't that damn good. when were you going to enlist? you love the war so much you should go fight it.
danny, i hope you realize i'm just yankin' ya. even as a stalwart bush-sucking warmonger, i still loves ya. :o)
and i think what nofx is doing in franco-unamerica is to parody american imperialist nationism by reflecting on other cultures. we love australians, their lovely (and tasty) endangered wildlife, and their botlos. the point is the difference between the people, the land, and the people. we love your country and your people. but your government... not so much so. bombing women and children will do that kinda thing. and hence we see the parody of the us: most people like american people, our nation, but they hate our government. ask the arabic kids at hookah club, and i think that's pretty much what you'll get.
besides, i saw your facebook comment about justin timberlake. fat mike and el jefe from nofx would beat you silly.
ah, my friend, this rant reminds me of the good ol days. booze and political fury, et cetera ad nauseum.
miss the hell out of ya, guy.
peace love unity
J
ah, the good ol' politcal rant, always, always fueled by the finest and cheapest of red wines. You wouldn't believe the catalyst for that randy newman rant was actually the classic 1999 movie starring bredon fraser and christopher walker, 'blast from the past,' where brendan fraser is locked in a bombshelter from the 60's and is realesed in the 90's-situational humour at its finest.
-i did try to enlist in the aussie army, but my wheat alergy held me back, and i also couldn't give blood for testing on account of my deep veins. Anyway im looking at becoming a paramedic ambulance driver now, im just trying to work out if ill be able to stomach the gory scenes.
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