Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Transformers

-while reading this blog i suggest play 'don't stop believing' by JOURNEY. It's the song that peter griffin sings when he is drunk, and mayor adam west stops outside saying '
Oh God, I love this song! And I love it when amateurs sing the lyrics!... but I HATE baseball cards!!!' and it's the finale song for the sopranos, and the clintons did a parody of it on a campaign ad. Oh god i would love a woman to run the USA but a republican like rice, someone who is tough, anyway you need to listen to song to while this blog.

i have to put it on record. I love Michael Bay movies. The Rock, (doing my best sean connery impression) 'do you understand the etymology behind the name godspeed.' and 'forget maui, you won't to go to kansas.' and then there is armageddon, where apart from the 'Jurrasic Bark' the dog episode in futurama where the dog dies waiting for Fry singing 'im walking on sunshine' other than that the only men are allowed to cry is when bruce willis sacrifices his life to ben affleck. It gets me every time. I also loved the movie 'the island' with ewan mcgreggor and the oh, so hot scarlett johansen at the end in her futuristic jumpsuit. But the Michale Bay put all the transformers nerds fears to rest with Transformers. And i am a child of transformers, i grew up with that shit, so my opinion counts more than most. I remember my friend having the optimus prime toy and i was ever so envious. But anyway apart from optimus prime's flames i fell in love with the movie, i rented it the other day and it is like some sort of brain candy. Michael Bay says on the dvd commentary that he received death threats from hardcore transformers fans, but damn,,, i actually had a really good good point but i had to go and get a jim beam drink so i forget , anyway, the chick in it is so hot, oh yeah i remeber now, on the commentary bay said that the us military gives him unpresdended acces because he presents them as doing there job in a professional manner, like pearl harbour, another great movie, anyway they alowed him acces to the most advanced planes and shit that have never been shot on film before, and the audience probably doesnt even notice. And shia le bouf gives such a great enthusiastic performance... it is has now almost topped gone in sixty seconds as my all time favourite movie. The one thing i hate though is john torturos cartoon performance but that is still ok i guess

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

brief comment, as i am about to participate in the annual consumption of massacred turkeys... condi was only sec of state to make bush look like he's not the raving racist he is. republicans don't lety women serve. and transfromers sucked. the movie. not the toys.
mmmm turkey. a narcotic bird. mmmm
peace love unity
J

10:08 AM  
Blogger Simmo said...

I'm with J. I can put up with all the pro republican propaganda but pro transformers is going too far. The only good part was the end which thankfully happened when i had left the cinema in disgust. PS Shia could infact be retarded.

4:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ooo... a fun family guy quote that reminded me of you...
"it's so sucky and squeezy!" -peter
and anything the old man sez.
"come here and smell my hand, jesse..." mmmm hmmmm mmmm hmmm
J

8:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

boo on people who use other people's blogs to sell things.

3:35 PM  

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