Brady has weird outer-worldly powers.

The New England Patriots have just created history in achieving a perfect 16-0 season record. Midway through the third quarter i thought it was all over with the pats down two scores. But Brady summoned his super human ability and hit moss with a 60 yard gain touchdown, while they were on third and long straight after moss dropping the exact same catch the play before on 2nd and long. This is what Brady siad of the pass “I just tried to redeem myself,” Brady said, “and threw it as far as I could.”

By throwing two touchdown passes to Moss, Brady took over the single-season TD mark at 50 from Peyton Manning and helped his sidekick wrestle the single-season TD reception record away from Jerry Rice with 23. The record-setting connection came on a 65-yard strike up the right sideline, just one play after Brady underthrew a wide-open Moss at close to the same spot.

As for who gets to keep the record-setting ball, Brady added, “Good question. The highest bidder, I guess. But he’s got his hands on it now.”
“I told him,” said Moss, with a devilish smile, “I’ll give my kids half and you give your son half.”

--In other news i was fascinated with that tiger escaping in san fransisco. It killed one guy and mauled two. I don't know why i'm mentioning it, i just thought it was pretty gnarly, having a big tiger on loose.

-nothing much else to write about, because my brain is pretty hazy from a polishing off a quart of jim beam last night. This is why i only buy my drinks six at a time!! i can't handle the responsibility of an entire bottle. And as a good alcoholic i blame it entirely on my christmas presents of two bottles, not my own inability to stop. But ive got about 3/4 left of a bottle of 12 year scotch that i got form my grandpam which should come in handy for new years eve tomorrow night.

Happy new years everyone, and Jroc kicking it in the 'noke, i missed having 24 beers with sam on christmas eve, ill have to try and make it over there in the not to distant future for a drinking rematch. But i think i did us aussies proud, and proved that we should have a reputation not to dissimilar to Irish as heavy drinkers.

Quotes:

Peter: Well guys, my vasectomy is tomorrow.

Cleveland: You poor bastard. After all, sex is pointless without potantcy.

Quagmire: That's right, you take the venom out of a cobra and what do you got? You got a...a belt.

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Lois: You're drunk again.

Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.

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Brian: You're drunk.

Stewie: You're sexy.

**

Lois: Peter, what did you promise me?

Peter: That I wouldn't drink at the stag party.

Lois: And what did you do?

Peter: Drank at the stag pa-- ... Whoa. I almost walked into that one.