well casey stoner won the world championship, and the australian grand prix!!! he is a motoGP cchampion and a role model for everyone living in the upper hunter, who feel as though those city folk think you can't achieve anything except for waering a tie to your court day, and possibly procuring a decent paying job in a coal mine. I think it is weird that -- i just found out that you can go to western australia and drive a water truck for 21 thousand per month, or you can be a miner for the same money-- and you go to university to be a lawyer, and after six years you might be lucky to get a para-legal job paying 69grand a year, or you can spend that six years of uni doing a mining job in western australia and walk away with about a cool million. You have to live in a shack out in the middle of nowhere (risking cabin fever, and according to every movie i have seen, you will start killing everyone in about three weeks) but apart from that you don't have to study and do tets and hand in essays or do presentations to make a truckload of cash, all you have to do is live in a shack and drive a truck.
anyway i rode my ag-bike into town the other day, for those of you have seen 'just like stone' you will know the shitty old bike im talking about -talkign about justlikestone it has nearly had 2,000 hits on youtube, the madness continues- anyway so i went to the bottlo and bought a six pack and a cigar, and i roll up to the red traffic light with the six pack between my legs on the fuel tank and the lit cigar in my mouth, and i have to keep revvign the engine or it will die, and there is a whole in the muffler so it sound slike a harley- anyway im revving it and smoking my cigar with my bikie gang helmet on, and look across to the soccer mum next to me, and i take a big puff and nod at her on my unregistered unroadworthy bike, and the hoon off. ahh, good times in maitland.
my favourite spirit in the whole is jim beam- i think scotch tastes like piss compared to good ol' american sour mash whiskey, like JD and JB. Beam of course is my favourite, and they have just released jim zero, the can of mixed beam and coke zero -it's brilliant. but still not as good as anything in the usa, the only thing in the usa is pure pure jim beam, they didn't have the range of chicks drinks, or the more politically correct 'mixed drinks' that we have. I can still remember going into a spirit shop and asking for the beam&cokes, and the dude had no idea what i was talking about, eventually one of the other guys said that they had the cans of mixed beam and coke for a few months, a couple of years back, but noone bought them so they dont stock them anymore. of course noone buys them when a big bottle of jim beam is only 12 bucks!!!! that's right as soon as i find out about that i didnt want anymroe mixed drinks. 12bucks as opposed to about 35 bucks in australia,-stupid taxes- seriously think about this for a minute 12DOLLARS for a quart of jim beam in america and it's about 36 in australia!! also for anyone who smokes, a
pack of cigarettes like marlboro go between 3 and 4 bucks, where as you pay about 10-11 bucks in australia. Again its taxes on a product the government think hurts people, well bull shit, what the fuck do you go to work to buy, food, and grog!! and maybe some toothpaste. everyone in australia needs to stand up and stop the attrocities now!! in the comign election i urge all my blog readers to vote for the 'no tax on beer party' you may laugh, but it is a real party, and it needs to come to power. the alternative is brewing your own, but fuck that shit, that involves effort. anyway i dont even know what im saying anymore, ive had a few too many jim beam and zeros' oh yeah , thats right, vote for the no tax on beer party.
also let's take a moment to celebrate the achievement of casey stoner. When i buy my 1'000 cc bike next year i'm even thinking of going ducati. the ducati 1098, might win over the yamaha R1 that i have been coverting for many months. The red ducati or the blue yamaha? i'm leaning toward the ducati (no bike riding pun intended) at the moment. Which ever wins over, i can't wait to get off my virago.
-also if you are wondering why casey stoner's bike has that weird white barcode as the main advertisement, well it's because he is sponsored by marlboro, just like the red ferrari team in formula 1, and some countries allow cigarette advertising , so in a couple of races in the year it actually says marlboro, but for the majority of races it just has the barcode. But i guess it is still worth marlboro paying the 4 million bucks just to get the announcers to say 'marlboro ducati team' .. If/when i make millions of dollars i'm going to start my own superbike team, in motoGP it costs about 8 million a year to run a succesful team, or you could 4 million and do a shitty team, but in the australian superbike championship you could run a championship[ winning side for 3 million. That's what i don't get about bill gates, why the fuck doesn't he do somethign really cool, like create his own motoGP tea or car racign or whatever, all he does is throw a few dollars to fight malari in an african country, and spend the rest doing god knows what, seriously he needs to pay me 5 millions a year, to come up with cool projects. Like creating a jet fueled rocket pack competition in the desert, or paying snipers to protect the elephants in africa, or create a whole team of jack bauers to defend the amazon raiforest-you know, shit that would make the nobel prize winning/inventor of the environment AL Gore happy. but no, he gives a few million to malaria and spends the rest on.... anyway i think i was born to be a PR rep for a billionare., you know i saw a thing about geoff harvey, the dude who owns harvey norman, which is like best buy in america, anyway he has like 400million and he still washes his own car.. now i respect that , its cool you dont want to get ahead of yourself, but the reason he gave for washing his own car was very very sad.. he said vefore i was rich i washed my own car , and i didnt get rich by paying peopel to wash my car. ok so first this tosser actually washes his car, which means he wants to present an image which means he cares what other people think , and second FUCK , after 400million dollars why are you still working just to save money on washing your own damn car , fuck i would be paying ten playboy bunnies to do it, otherwise i would have retired after 10 million dollars and just enjoyed this very short life we have. we aren't on this earth for long, something that i have really consolidated recently after reazlizing that i have been home for from the usa for nearly 12 months.. now it seems as though i just got home-damn this year like all the rest has gone sooo quick, 'the days are long, but the years are short' this is soo true , and the point im making is that after ten million bucks i think ill pay someone to wash my car, or ill do it myself jsut for the pride- but if im washing my own car after 400million just to pennypinch than fuck , ill need a reality check, i should go and watch the homeless people in san fran who are happy for 10bucks. I have no problem with washing your own car. but after 400million if you are washing it to save money, then fuck you have missed the boat. The whole reason we work is to have money to spend in our downtime, and look after our family. SO why let work tak eover that time if it doesn't have to.
who gives a fuck, im going to go and watch House M.D. the best show on Tv. lol.
-you've been a great audience.
If carbon dating or something tries to prove he doesn't exist, you can just be certain that he waved his noodly appendages about and fudged the results.
If carbon dating or something tries to prove he doesn't exist, you can just be certain that he waved his noodly appendages about and fudged the results.
