Brady has weird outer-worldly powers.

The New England Patriots have just created history in achieving a perfect 16-0 season record. Midway through the third quarter i thought it was all over with the pats down two scores. But Brady summoned his super human ability and hit moss with a 60 yard gain touchdown, while they were on third and long straight after moss dropping the exact same catch the play before on 2nd and long. This is what Brady siad of the pass “I just tried to redeem myself,” Brady said, “and threw it as far as I could.”

By throwing two touchdown passes to Moss, Brady took over the single-season TD mark at 50 from Peyton Manning and helped his sidekick wrestle the single-season TD reception record away from Jerry Rice with 23. The record-setting connection came on a 65-yard strike up the right sideline, just one play after Brady underthrew a wide-open Moss at close to the same spot.

As for who gets to keep the record-setting ball, Brady added, “Good question. The highest bidder, I guess. But he’s got his hands on it now.”
“I told him,” said Moss, with a devilish smile, “I’ll give my kids half and you give your son half.”

--In other news i was fascinated with that tiger escaping in san fransisco. It killed one guy and mauled two. I don't know why i'm mentioning it, i just thought it was pretty gnarly, having a big tiger on loose.

-nothing much else to write about, because my brain is pretty hazy from a polishing off a quart of jim beam last night. This is why i only buy my drinks six at a time!! i can't handle the responsibility of an entire bottle. And as a good alcoholic i blame it entirely on my christmas presents of two bottles, not my own inability to stop. But ive got about 3/4 left of a bottle of 12 year scotch that i got form my grandpam which should come in handy for new years eve tomorrow night.

Happy new years everyone, and Jroc kicking it in the 'noke, i missed having 24 beers with sam on christmas eve, ill have to try and make it over there in the not to distant future for a drinking rematch. But i think i did us aussies proud, and proved that we should have a reputation not to dissimilar to Irish as heavy drinkers.

Quotes:

Peter: Well guys, my vasectomy is tomorrow.

Cleveland: You poor bastard. After all, sex is pointless without potantcy.

Quagmire: That's right, you take the venom out of a cobra and what do you got? You got a...a belt.

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Lois: You're drunk again.

Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.

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Brian: You're drunk.

Stewie: You're sexy.

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Lois: Peter, what did you promise me?

Peter: That I wouldn't drink at the stag party.

Lois: And what did you do?

Peter: Drank at the stag pa-- ... Whoa. I almost walked into that one.

Ha Ha Ha

Merry Christmas blog readers, and as this is a very politically correct blog, i have omitted the ghastly and very un-feminine (ho...ho..uh--eh--ho..) just so as not to upset the many women who feel completely assaulted while they innocently go about their shopping, and a big fat man in a red suit calls them a slut. Instead now they will be felt to be mocked at as santa laughs at them, Ha Ha Ha, could easily be misinterpretted to be a jest at the woman's weight or any other number of unflaterring things... so i propose santa simply gives a kind thumbs up with a wink, surely that can't be misinterpretted into something naughty.
Normally you coudl say 'only in america' but it is australia that has forced it's tired indentured servants known as mall santa's into saying Ha Ha Ha.

Anyway, i hope you all get maggot over new years.

where was i?

I''m in shock at the moment after finding out Jodie Foster is a lesbian. She has always been high on my list of celebrity crushes, now being beaten only by Zooey Deschanel, who i will put up a few pics of for everyone to bask in her doe eyed goodness. I think every film Zooey is in is totally awesome to the extreme, maxed by ten, gnarly man. I have revently viewed 'Bridge to Terrabithia' and loved it, and 'Winter Passing' with Will Ferrel playing a christian louse living on the couch of a famous writer-it was classic, and one of thebest films i have seen all year. Going back a few years was 'Elf' another one will Zooey and Will, and 'all the real girls.' Even 'failure to launch' which converted me to a mathew mcaugnehey tolerator, not a fan, but a tolerator.

Anyway, i digress, back to my foster bit ---''In the biggest non-shocker since the enormous Christina Aguilera confirmed her pregnancy - Hollywood legend Jodie Foster has come out of the closet! The star has been criticized for not opening up about her long-term lesbian relationship, despite being photographed countless times with partner and co-mother of their children Cydney Bernard. Jodie instead preferred to keep her private life just that - private. But at the 'Power 100' event in the US on Tuesday, Jodie was presented with a leadership award by the Hollywood Reporter and chose to publicly thank Cydney for her support. As part of her acceptance speech, Jodie thanked “my beautiful Cydney who sticks with me through all the rotten and the bliss.”

a non-shocker? i was shocked enough into writing a blog post, which takes abit of effort these days.

ZOOEY DESCHANEL - bask in the doeyness of her eyes. If beauty was a sandwich, she would be both my favourite snack, and a nutritional meal.

I would also like say a big welcome to opposition leader Brendan Nelson, who is an avid motorcycle enthusiast. He submits stories to some of the motorcycle magazines i read, anyway i look forward to lots of motorcycle legislation being passed in the parliament. And if he wins the next election, we will have a motorcylcing prime minister!! he wears his riding as a badge of honour; it was funny when asked about how he will be different from outgoing prime minister John Howard, his first answer was, 'i ride a motorcycle.'
-im goign to demand motorcycle lanes everywhere, and parking on any footpath, and everyone should get behind it, because for everyone riding a motorcycle, it is the same as taking four cars off the road!!!- it's environmental, people!! sure we will have to build more hospitals to cope with all the gratuitous injuries, but still... the environment, people, the environment...

Quotes from, 300: this movie has possibly more one liners than ten arnold schwarzenegger film's combined.
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Dilios: Immortals... we put their name to the test.
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Queen Gorgo: Freedom is not free, that it comes with the highest of sacrifices. The price of blood.
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King Leonidas: My heart is broken for your loss.
Captain: Heart? I have filled my heart with hate.
King Leonidas: Good.
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King Leonidas:'Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!'
:'Unless I miss my guess, we're in for one wild night.'
:'Give them nothing! But take from them everything! '

sweet wine.

The Vineyards.Wow, if you ever want to see a show, i suggest going to the vineyards. For the one simple reason. You can buy as many bottles of 20dolalr wine as you want!!! You know these days how they have cracked down on any sort of drunken merriment at sports events or rock concerts, like where you wait in line at a rock concert for an hour and then can only buy a maximum of two drinks. or at sports events where you can only get medium alcohol drinks. Well not at the vineyard, i had two bottles of wine, so i had a brilliant time watching Elton John, -and with all the alcohol there was no violence, and i suspect it might be more to do with the crowd, which was full of young people, so i don't know...and it was also under the stars, so lucky it didn't rain.

And i got to sit 50yards from elton, and just in front of b-list aussie tv star steve bisley. And while i was out searching the for the restroom, i came across cricketing legend mark waugh, who looked behind wearily as i followed him out the gates in my search for the restroom. Elton John is a human jukebox, the guy is a machine. He just sauntered out whilst noone was looing and started playing, and playing and playing.... and didn't stop for two hours! the guy is a freak.. he must just love playing because he didn't even talk. you know how sometimes singers woffle on for abit halfway through the show or they wax political or something. Elton just played, and spoke about ten words.

Quotes:

'you let the autobots beat you...'
'I didn't let anybody beat me!'